Turning 2wentrepreneur.

Today, I turn 2wenty. The most 2wenticing and 2wentertaining year.
Today, I enroll in the financial gym,
to work out my money muscles,
I lift up the heavy global recession weights,
I gladly press up against the teenage floor,
I do sit ups as I watch the sky: so calm, peaceful and full of opportunities.
Then I run on the trade mill,
running slowly towards my six-pack of financial stability.
My biceps and triceps are stimulated by enzyme entreprenuase,
and they are ready to take me to 2wentrepreneurship.

Today, I learn Art
the art of 2winvestment
My financial chess board looks awesome
19 moves into the game and my pawns, rooks, knights, bishops, queen and king are all at spots where the best finacial players want them to be.
Today I make the 20th move
striving to checkmate the world.

Today I debug Le-Yo
I clean up my drives
then install Le-Yo version 20.0
Today, I upgrade the processor
and make extra ports for newer stuff
All these in readiness for 2wentechnological world.

Today I space suit-up
ready to rocket out
and get rid of this teenage lag.
Today I 2wentravel.

Today I Re-Member Cedrick the 2wentertainer
with nostalgia of laughter
the laughter that made me unwind during stressful times in teenage.
Today I get filled with 2wenthusiasm
so much to look forward to.
So much as to Re-Define "Going the extra mile."

Today, it sinks to me
that it only takes a second
only a second to act smart
one second to make the right move
one second to take a glimse and know what is right and realise what we're meant to be
but it take the genious capacity of twenty men to become a brilliant 2wentrepreneur.

Today, the 7th of July 2009
I turn 2wenty
Instead of blowing 20 candles off
I light the 20th candle
And deep within, I am grateful
thankful to you
yes you reader
for so much I just can't mention
you are the only friend I have
I thank God for you.
May God bless y'all.

Mchongoano lolest